When they were all grown up, the first one came to her father and said “daddy, daddy, I’m going to get married!”
Father potato asked to whom?
“To an Idaho potato!” Said the first daughter potato.
Father potato said “Idaho potatoes are very hearty and good lineage. He will be a g...
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Why Pro Athletes Can't Have Regular Jobs... (long but good)
1 Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me."
2 New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season:
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, which...
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