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Boat Dock Jokes

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One day a kid walked down to the boat dock

There he met a pirate with an eyepatch, a hook hand, and a peg leg.

Kid: Hey mister pirate! How'd ya get that peg leg?

Pirate: Aye, a cannonball blew it off with a bang

Kid: How'd ya get that hook hand?

Pirate: A shark bit it clean off

Kid: How'd ya get that eye pa...

Why did the boat dock collapse under it's own weight?

Too much pier pressure.

A young boat dock is caught smoking

A young boat dock is caught smoking by his mother. When his father gets home the parents stand over the little boat dock lecturing him on the dangers of smoking. "What do you have to say for yourself?" The little boat dock replies, "It was pier pressure."

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