Whenever I make chocolate chip or blueberry muffins, I make sure one muffin is just batter.
I like to play Muffin Roulette.
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A man has an unfortunately sized penis...
And he doesn't have a lot of money. He goes to a doctor and says "Doc, please can you help me? My penis is so small, I don't know what to do!" The doctor says "Well yes, but the procedure is $10,000." "Aw geez doc I could NEVER afford that!" he says defeated
The doctor replies "Well, if ...