UPJOKE

Why did the computer have a blue screen

The mouse ended up in a trap

I never really understood what the "blue screen of death" meant

But when my self driving car had one the name started making a lot more sense

I met this man outside the street and we walk into a bar.

We had a small conversation. Then he brought up writing as the topic.

He said: "I want to write stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail, howl in pain, desperation, and anger!"

I went out of the bar after my drink. Two week...

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