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This new JFK conspiracy will blow your mind...

I hear it's not even a real airport!

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A knock-knock joke that will blow your mind!

Knock,Knock...
Who is there?
...
Old Lady Lahey...
...
Old Lady Lahey Who?
...
Holy shit, I didn't know you could yodel!

Inventor displays the first knife ever.

His friend, "that's the greatest invention since bread"
Inventor, "well I'm about to blow your mind"

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Did you ever hear about the psychic prostitute??

She'll really blow your mind!

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What do you get when you cross a psychiatrist with a prostitute?

The answer will blow your mind!

2 buzzfeed writers walked into a bar

What happened next will blow your minds!

During the annual cavemen conference ...

Greg : so I kept rubbing this rock against another rock until it became very thin and now I can cut vegetables,meat using this . I call this "The Knife" .

Chief Gogo : wow , I thought no-one can beat Gorg's invention of using wheat flour and water to create a new food called "bread" but yours...

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Ever had sex with an acorn?

Its fucking nuts!

Ever had sex while camping? Its fucking intents!

Ever heard of a brain prostitute? It'll blow your mind!

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I know a hooker who gives telepathic orgasms.

She'll blow your mind.

The Smithsonian just added the JFK Experience as a new attraction

It’ll blow your mind!

So, there is this new strain of Marijuana called Grassy Knoll...

It is sure to blow your mind

Six reasons not to play russian roulette.

The fifth one will blow your mind!

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I know most men think with their penises

But I'm not afraid to blow your mind

How many Buzzfeed workers does it take to form a firing squad?

10. But number 5 will blow your mind!

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Man invents machine to feel fellatio directly inside the brain

What happens next will blow your mind

Don't tell me you've never met Rebecca the psychic hooker

She'll blow your mind.

Chess, the singing parrot

This guy goes into a pet shop looking for a bird. The shopkeeper brings him to a cage and tells him, “You won’t believe what this parrot Chess can do. He’s wonderfully talented, and his songs will blow your mind. Only $10,000.”

“That’s pretty steep,” he replies. “What’s so amazing about these...

The farmer who had a horse and a goat.

This Will Blow Your Mind.

There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat.
One day, the horse became ill and he called the veterinarian, who said:
Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine for three days. I’ll come back on the 3rd day and if he’s not better, we’re going to ...

BuzzFeed's "Ten ways to tell if someone is a terrorist"

#6 will blow your mind!

I can't wait to read the BuzzFeed article on "20 Things You Will Love about Stranger Things"

Eleven will blow your mind!!!

Click here for 17 facts about suicide methods.....

#8 will blow your mind!

What if Muslims wrote BuzzFeed posts?

13 reasons to be a Jihadi, no.7 will blow your mind off!

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A man walks into a bar on top of a high rise

And sees another patron in a deep conversation with the bartender. As the man walks up and orders a beer, he can't help but hear the patron extolling the wonders of urban air currents to the visibly bored bartender.

"Yeah Murray, it's incredible. The speeds these updrafts can reach would blow...

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