I had to get my blood drawn at the doctors office the other day
And the nurse didn’t even bring her colored pencils.
I got my blood drawn
To see what type I was. Unfortunately, the doctor made a Type-O.
Why do you need a driver's license to get your blood drawn?
Because its called a blood drive.
Beware of certain doctors
I went to the doctor to have blood drawn and he bit my neck and now I am very sensitive to daylight and I have suddenly become very thirsty at night.
Whatever you do, avoid Dr. Acula!
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