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Blonde Bartender Jokes

logician joke (hard to get)

3 logicians walk into a bar. The blonde bartender smiles and says with a mock sigh,

'Hmmm.. Logicians again. I think you're all cute, but you're not ALL going to try to pick me up, are you?'

The first logician says: 'I don't know - maybe?' and looks at the other two.

The second...

A man walks into a bar and sees a sign up behind the liquor display that says-

"Cheeseburger - $2
Chicken Sandwich - $3
Hand job - $10"

The man immediately looks around, and sees a smoking hot blonde bartender serving some drinks to a group of guys across the way. As she returns behind the bar the man leans over and quietly asks " Um excuse me, are you the one who...

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Sandwiches

A man is walking down the street when he sees a sandwich board outside of a bar. In big chalk letters, the sign reads:

"Ham sandwiches, $5. Handjobs, $20."

The man excitedly rushes inside and takes a seat at the bar, where he's greeted by an attractive blonde bartender.

She asks...

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