So anyway, I found a girl I didn’t know personally and messaged her “Do you want to see my third leg? It’s hard, black, and a lot longer than you’re expecting. I guarantee it.” So she said “Hell yeah! Send it!” So I sent a picture of my cane. ...
6 years ago i DMed my facebook crush telling her that I am going to take her out on a date. Today I asked her to marry me.
She said no both times and blocked me
Friend : I have got Diabetes type 1
Me : 1
He blocked me, no idea what wrong I did.
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So I finally got a tinder match yesterday...
And immediately I started of by asking "So have you heard of the titanic?"
She immediately got pissed and blocked me. I guess in retrospect, I shouldn't have started off with that line.
Its not a very good icebreaker.
P.s - I just thought of this while taking a shit on the p...
I made fun of the official Minecraft Twitter account
So they blocked me
So my cousin is having twins...
She posted "I'm expecting twins"
so I commented, finally two kids from the same man.
She blocked me.
My friend said if a girl says she hates you then she’s actually into you
That means being blocked means they love me
4 girls said they love me this week
I'm a middle aged man. I have many friends on Facebook. Some of them are women. I spend quite a bit of time chatting with them. Life is good!
Joyce is one of them.. Very hot, around 30-35 years old. When I'm chatting with her, I lose all sense of time.
One day she tells me "My husband's going out of town on business this Sunday. Why don't you come over? I'll be alone in the house :-)"
"What if he comes back while I'm there?"...
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