A NYC cab driver is en route to pick up a passenger at the stock exchange
On his way, he keeps door-checking stock traders as he goes by, laughing his ass off.
As he pulls up, he notices his customer is a priest, so he internally curses - he can't keep hitting stock brokers while he's got a man of God in the car with him.
They exchange pleasantries and leave...
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A talented but unemployed jazz pianist.
A talented but unemployed jazz pianist/composer was walking down Second Avenue in New York contemplating his sad life when he sees a sign in a restaurant window that says "Jazz pianist wanted, full time position." Elated at his good fortune he goes inside to apply for the job.
He meets the ma...