Imagine asking a blind girl out in braille

and she leaves you on felt

I dated a blind girl and she broke up with me.

Guess who's back with a different voice

I put my d*ck in my blind girl's hand

She said no thanks I don't smoke..

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she whispered in my ear "You have the biggest penis I've ever laid my hands on!"

I said "Na, you're just pullin' my leg!"

I asked a blind girl If she'd go on a date with me

She said "Let me see"

The blind girl broke up with me

She said after what I'd done, she couldn't see us being together anymore.

Have you heard of the blind girl that went sky diving?

She had a great time but her dog didn’t

A blind girl is shocked when her boyfriend broke up with her

Guess she didn’t see that coming..

I was in a relationship with a blind girl.

It was rewarding, but challenging.

It took me ages to get her husband's voice right.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I slept with a Blind Girl

She kept telling me how huge my cock was but I'm pretty sure she was just pulling my leg.

Lately I’ve been dating a blind girl, and I find that it is incredibly rewarding. I do find some things quite difficult though

I still struggle to get her husbands voice right

A blind girl walks into a museum and stops at the King Tut display.

She grabs her seeing eye dog and starts swinging him over her head in a circle.
A man tackles her and they both fall to the floor.
Why the hell did you do that? she exclaims...I was just having a look around.

A blind girl lost her pencil, her ring, and her dog, what did she lose first?

Her eye sight

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I came on a blind girl's face last night

she didn't see me cumming

I started dating a blind girl,

But when her friend asked her, she said she was seeing no one.

How did I get a date with a blind girl?

Well, it was easy, she wasn't seeing anyone.

Why did the blind girl crash her bicycle?

Because someone threw a washing machine at her.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

There are a lot of problems with having sex with a blind girl

The biggest one is to sound like her husband

There was once a little blind girl...

... and more then anything in the world she wanted to be able to see again. "Mummy Mummy!" she would say, "when will i be able to see again?"and her mother would reply "well my darling, there are doctors working at this very instant on a cream which will make your eyes all better again! And we can g...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Why was the ugly blind girl so surprised after sex?

Because she never saw it coming.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What’s great about fucking a blind girl

She’ll never see you coming

I used to date a blind girl

At first, I was so excited that she told me she'd been seeing people

What did the deaf, dumb and blind girl get for Christmas?

Nothing, she was unaware of the concept.

How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

Everyone asks me if I'm in a relationship with the blind girl that I recently met...

But I'm just seeing her.

I started dating...

I started dating a blind girl but after a while she broke it off. Apparently she couldn't see where the relationship was headed

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The Pope had become seriously ill and was taken to many doctors...

...none of whom could figure out how to cure him. Finally he was brought to an old physician. After about an hour's examination the physician came out and told the cardinals that he had some good news and some bad news.

The bad news was that the pope had a rare disorder of the testicles, whic...

A blind person walks into a bar, picks up her guide dog by the leash and starts swinging it above her head.

The bartender asks what she's doing, and the blind girl responds: "I'm just looking around"

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.