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Blind dates make me so nervous.

I'm always afraid she's going to hit me with that stick.

Do you know what type of people go only on blind dates?

Blind people.

I want to start a company that sets dudes up on blind dates with their mom,

I'll call it Oedipal Arrangements.

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I love blind dates...

...you can stare at their tits all night.

Why is Stevie wonders calendar like meeting people on tinder?

It’s all blind dates...

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