Have you lost a loved one and don't know what to do next? AbraCadaver!
Tired of those pesky teenagers and their hula hoops on your lawn? AbraCadaver!
Interested in going out in a blaze of glory? AbraCadaver!
How did the stoner die?
He went out in a blaze of glory.
I might have burned to death giving head in the world's most promiscuous bathroom...
...but at least I went down in a blaze of glory.
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