A Russian family always ate very bland food. However, one day they invited their Mexican neighbor over for dinner. When little Ivan asked his Babushka while their food tasted so much more flavorful, she replied:
Jesus is the reason for the season.
God was creating all the countries and it was the United Kingdom’s turn.
He turned to his angels and said, “ They shall live on a miserable damp island, they’ll barely get along with each other and be constantly on each other’s throats if not dealing with other countries, have bland food, the worst dental hygiene and have this insufferable fantasy about their country bei...
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A woman joins a silent order of Nuns...
Where she is only aloud to say one sentence a year. So a year after she joins she goes into the room with the head nun, who says 'Tell me your 1 yearly sentence' The woman says 'Bland food' and exits the room. The next year she goes in and says 'Damp beds' and exits the room. The next yea...
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