UPJOKE

Why wouldn’t R. Kelly make a good blackjack dealer?

He hits on 17

Hiring out of work Blackjack dealers to count ballots in Nevada was not a good idea.

They count up to 22, reshuffle the stack, and start over.

What did the yoga instructor say when the blackjack dealer asked him if he wanted another card?

Namaste

Kevin Spacey is trying to get a new position in Vegas,...

Blackjack Dealer

Because they hit on anything under 17.

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What's the difference...

Q: What's the difference between a blackjack dealer and a proctologist?

A: A proctologist only has to look at one asshole at a time.

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