Woman asks her friend "How are your kids getting on now?"
"Fine!" Comes the reply. "My oldest boy grew up to be a doctor, the second grew up to be a teacher, and my daughter grew up to be a lawyer!"
"What about your youngest boy? How's he doing?”
"Ah. He grew up to be a thief. He lives at home with us still."
"So you let your three de...
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A sheep walks into a bar..
Bartender says "Sorry man, I can't serve you here." Sheep says, "Relax, I'm the black sheep of the family.Check this out, I brought a fuckload of other sheep with me. The bartender starts counting sheep. Falls asleep. Sheep drink for free.
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