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Why didn't The Black Pearl get cold and drafty on cold winter nights at sea?

Because pirate ships have a very high Arrrrrr value.

I just realized that the Black Pearl was undermanned...

It was operating with a skeleton crew

I'm doing a drawing of the Black Pearl, but I can't remember the captain

I'm trying to think of his name, but I'm drawing a plank

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