Today, I arrived at a local Black Friday sale at 7 AM and saw the riot police
I had never seen the riot police arrive this early before, so o asked them why they came so early.
One of them replied, “We arrived early, because we like to beat the crowd.”
How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?
Weasley twins are 50% off
I heard Missouri is having some great Black Friday sales this year...
100% off everything.
What does a Victoria's Secret Black Friday sale have in common with a girl about to get a spanking?
Both have panties half-off.
Black Friday is tomorrow and people all across America are already stabbing and trampling one another...
...and then they heard about the Black Friday sales.
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