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Black Eyed Jokes

What's the different between Black Eyed Peas and Chick Peas?

Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song.

Chick Peas can hummus one.

The Black Eyed Peas were originally just called The Peas

Until they collaborated with Chris Brown

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What do Prince Andrew, Manchester United, & The Black Eyed Peas all have in common?

It all went to shit when Fergie left.

What did the Black Eyed Peas say when they were at their friends house?

Ima pee ima pee ima ima ima pee

Did you hear about the book of poetry that the Black Eyed Peas are publishing?

It's written in Will.I.Ambic Pentameter

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