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Buying a shoe

A man walks into a shoe store...

...and tries on a pair of shoes.

\- "How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk.

\- "Well ... they feel a bit tight." replies the man.

The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the mans feet.

\- "Try pulling the...

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Where ?

A rather large man walked up to a cop near a busy intersection. He tapped the cop on the shoulder asked " Excuth me , can you tell me how to get to thirthy thirt theet ? "
The cop ignored him so he asked again " Excuth me , can you tell me how to get to thirthy thirt theet ! "
The cop still i...

What do you call Figrin D'an's first born boy?

Son of a Bith!

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