Next time I have a birthday party, before I blow out the candles, I will say: "My wish is that my wish does not come true." Whereupon I will watch the universe implode.
To celebrate my cake day, I decided to post a joke
I got more birthday wishes than my real-life birthday.
[Reddit, thank you for years of facts, hobbies, jokes, and hundreds of unproductive hours]
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