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Birthday Girl Jokes

A girl invites her best friend to her Birthday party

At her birthday party while everyone else is away and having fun her best friend eats her whole cake. They catch her and of course the birthday girl is upset, but she manages to calm down and act like everything is fine, deciding to get her revenge another time.

Then several months later it's...

A Spanish magician is at a party

He begins his trick for the birthday girl, grabbing a handful of magic sprinkle dust. He then begins to count, "uno, dos," POOF.

He disappeared without a tres.

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A guy walks into a birthday party

Everyone brings the birthday girl all sorts of gifts but this one uncle of hers decided to bring them nothing but a walnut. The parents were so furious that they decided to shove the walnut up his ass but the guy was crying laughing the whole time. The parents asked him why, and he said that his fri...

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