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A guy with a 40-inch dick...(from my middle school years)

A guy with a 40-inch dick goes to a surgeon's cabinet to get his dick shortened, as he can't get laid because it scares women off.
The surgeon accepts to perform the surgery, but he charges a lot because it's unusual.

The man's broke, so he tries something else. He goes to see a voodoo wit...

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This punker gets on a bus and takes a seat.

His hair’s all green, he’s got brightly colored tattoos covering his arms and piercings all over his face. Feathers hang from each earlobe. Across the aisle sits an old man who proceeds to stare at him for the next fifteen miles. Eventually the punker gets pretty unnerved and blurts out:

“He...

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