UPJOKE

My wife keeps trying to annoy me by making bird jokes.

Little does she know Toucan play at that game.

The thing about bird jokes are...

sometimes they're hard to swallow.

Owl let myself out.

Bird Jokes

Just some random bird-brain jokes...

What do you call a bird that picks its nose? A flicker

What do you call a bird that works at a restaurant? A wader

What bird can do more that others? Pelican

What two birds met in the insane asylum? A cuckoo and a loon

What bir...

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