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Bipolar Bear Jokes

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I met a bipolar bear at my therapist's office.

He was complaining why there were no lgbt rallies near the arctic circle.

The polar bear loves ice...

The bipolar bear sometimes love, sometimes don't

Why do polar bears only live at the north pole?

Because if they also lived at the south pole, they would be bipolar bears.

What's white and furry and experiences massive mood swings?

A bipolar bear.

Why is that psychiatrists don’t want to visit Arctic areas?

They can’t handle bipolar bears.

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