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Bike Crash Jokes

A cop is making a report on a bike crash

A cop is walking on the scene of a bike crash making a report:

- A hand in the field.

- A leg in the field.

- Torso in the field.

- Head on the aslhl... asplh... ashl...

He kicks the head.

- Head in the field.

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Do you know Kawasaki bikes?

An Italian man is driving his Ferrari, when a Japanese man on a bike rides to his side and says "Do you know Kawasaki bikes?" before accelerating away.

The Italian, his national pride wounded, chases the Japanese and manages to start to overtake him. As they're side to side again, the Japanes...

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Sad Times

Just arrived home after seeing a good friend and fellow campervanner take his last, I was to honoured to have been there at the end. This was a man who had dodged a snipers bullet in the Falklands, had survived many armed patrols in Northern Ireland. A man who had walked away from a high speed motor...

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