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A man loses his ass at a Las Vegas casino... (NSFW)

He has only his return plane ticket and a stash of cash at home, but not a penny with him. He sees one cab outside of the casino and pleads with the driver to give him the short ride to the airport, and he'll send the driver double his fare when he gets home.

"Goddamn filthy losers", says the...

The hells angels are riding....

On January 13th, a group of HELLS ANGELS, California bikers were riding along Colorado Street in Pasadena when they saw a girl about to jump off Pasadena's Suicide Bridge. So they stopped.
John, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the S...

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The wife said she's considering anal tonight....

That's a big thumbs up from me .

NSFW - Little Johnny

walks into Mom and Dad's bedroom, Mom is on top with her back to the door. Dad looks over at Johnny, smiles and gives him a big thumbs up.
Johnny gets a shocked look on his face and runs away. Mom and Dad finish up and Dad thinks he better go and talk to lil Johnny.
Looks all over the house...

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A little boy comes home from school...

... and hears a strange panting sound coming from his parents' bedroom. He opens the door to find his father giving it to his mother, doggie-style. The father makes eye contact with the kid, then, not wanting to traumatize his son, decides the best way to handle the situation is to give the boy a sm...

Lance Corporals

Two good old boys, Billy Bob and Cletus have been promoted from privates to Lance Corporals.
Not long afterward, they're out for a walk and Billy Bob says, "Hey, Cletus, there's the NCO Club; let's you and me step in."
"But we be only privates," protests Cletus.
"We're Lance Corporals now,"...

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