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Big Nostril Jokes

Why do gorillas have big nostrils

Because they have big fingers

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Why do black people have big nostrils?

Because air is free

Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?

Because they have big fingers!

Not mine. Told to me by my late grandfather, funniest pastor ever. :)

A joke one of my 3rd graders claims to have made up

Q: Why do Gorillas have big nostrils?

A: Because they have big fingers!

Cracked me up when I was 5, still cracks me up as an adult.

Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?
Because they have such big fingers!

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The White Man, the Black Man and the Jew are summoned in front God

"It is time to chose your noses for your particular races", said God.

"White man, how would you like your nose to look like?"

"Where we live it's quite cold so I would like to have a long nose so that the air could be warmed up a bit when we breath in."

"Black man, how would you...

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