I'm going to start a religion with really big hats
that way God can't see what we're doing.
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I’d like to buy this TV,” she told the salesman. “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, “I’d like to buy this TV.”
“Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied again.
She went home and got a haircut and new color, a new outfit, big sunglasses and a big hat. She then waited a few days before s...
The cowboy
A lady sees a cowboy and says "are you really a cowboy?" The cowboy says "why yes mame, born and raised right here in Montana and have worked on the ranch since I was knee high to a pup."
The woman says " I've always wondered why cowboys always wear those big hats." The wide brim keeps the s...
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