Why do children of recovering alcoholics have such big family reunions?
They have twelve-step-parents.
Waitress: "Wow, you eat really fast!" Me: "Yeah, I come from a big family."
Waitress: "Oh yeah? How many siblings do you have?"
Me: "None. My parents are just super fat."
Why is Alabama college football so strong?
Because they are all one big family
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