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I just pickled a cucumber!

It's kind of a big dill.

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Person asked me what I did for a living. I told them I work in a pickle jarring factory. They said that’s weird.

I said what’s the big dill, that’s how I make my bread and butter

What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?

"What's the big dill?"

Have you ever heard of the world's largest pickle?

It's kind of a big dill.

I was walking down the street and from a window a pot of herbs fell on my head...

Im alright, it wasn't a big dill

How do pickles forgive people?

“It’s not a big dill”

I'm gonna start a company that makes medium sized pickles

Not to brag or anything but it's kind of a big dill.

Just came back from the state fair and saw the world's smallest pickle

It was no big dill

I'm like a jumbo kosher pickle

Guess you could say I'm a pretty big dill.

I grew a massive herb in my garden.

I told all of my family and friends about it but none of them thought it was a big dill.

What do you get when you cross King Kong and a pickle?

Ron Burgundy.


Perhaps you've heard of him, he's kind of a big dill.

Pickle joke

I was walking down the street eating my tiny pickle.

And someone bumped into me, knocking it out of my hand.

He apologized and I told him "it's not a big dill."

Thank you:)

A baseball player got caught in a pickle yesterday...

I heard it was a really big dill.

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