(I marked it NSFW because of the last one - not sure if it's considered NSFW, so just to be safe...)
For all of you with any money, be aware of these expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations:
1. Hale Business S...
Flight
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful in their venture and bagged six big bucks. The pilot came back, as arranged, to pick them up. They started loading their gear into the plane, including the six elk. But the pilot objected and he said "...
An engineer, a carpenter, and a statistian go deer hunting
As they wait in their blind a big buck walks up. The engineer stands up, takes a shot, and misses. "Darn," he says, "two yards to the left."
The carpenter takes a shot and misses. "darn, two yards to the right," he says.
The statistician jumps up and yells "YES! We got him!"
Three friends decided to go hunting together.
One was a lawyer, one a doctor, and the other a preacher. As they were walking, along came a big buck. The three of them shot at the same time and the buck dropped immediately. The hunting party rushed to see how big it actually was. Upon reaching the fallen deer, they found out that it was dead but...
Three men went out hunting one day
The first guy brought back a big buck. "How did you get that?" the others asked. "I saw the tracks, followed the tracks, and 'boom' I shot a buck." Then the second guy brought back an elephant. "How did you get that?" the others asked. "I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and 'boom' I shot an e...
Good Doctor
A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.
The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage..
"He...
I'm considering hunting deer for a living
I hear its where all the big bucks are.
I started working at the large wildlife crematorium
And now I’m urning the big bucks.
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Disclaimer: was told this by a friend. Who isn’t on reddit. This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemb...
Deer Hunter
A hunter was stalking a deer on the ridge across from him when he noticed the deer was somewhat wobbly and seemed to be squinting. Looking carefully through his rifle scope, he soon realized that the big buck was standing in the middle of a patch of marijuana, happily chewing away. Taking careful ...
What doctors really thinking?
- This should be taken care of right away.”
I’d planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself.
- “Welllllll, what have we here…?”
He has no idea and is hoping you’ll give him a clue.
- “Let m...
A traveling salesman’s car breaks down, so he walks to a nearby farmhouse...
The salesman is a very, very good looking guy. The farmer answers the door and while waiting for a tow truck, the farmer tells him he’s got three beautiful daughters who are itching to get married. The salesman tells him he’d be delighted to meet them. He says it’s always been his dream to marry an ...
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