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"Better late than never."

Chefs disagree when it comes to cooking with thyme.

Better late than never?

Mrs: Shame on you! I heard the news about your affair! You have an eighteen-year-old mistress!
Mr: You got the news late! She is now a twenty-three-year-old!

"Better late than never" works with any situation

Though not as much with funerals

My son finished potty training today!

I mean, heโ€™s 31, but better late than never!

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