Helen Keller would have a better chance of finding Waldo
Than finding an original joke on this sub.
I’m from Pittsburgh, originally — and just hang out with my mom for a little bit, you know?
Wanted to go home and hang out with her for a little bit, you know, help her out, cheer her up. But all my mom cares about now is the lottery and me running errands for her. Like, every day. Every day, it’s, “Anthony, go play my numbers. Go play my numbers, please. I don’t want to miss out today.” F...
No Bedside Manner
I’d never had surgery, and I was nervous. “This is a very simple, noninvasive procedure,” the anesthesiologist reassured me. I felt better, until … “Heck,” he continued, “you have a better chance of dying from the anesthesia than the surgery itself.”
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#NSFW #Long I was after a job on a local farm
I was after a job on a local farm and I thought if I took his disabled daughter out on a date, I'd stand a better chance of getting the job. I asked the farmer if that would be OK and he said as long as she was up for it, which she was, then it was fine with him. As she was in a wheel-chair, I borro...
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