Alice was leaving school when a boy from her class bet her $5 that she couldn’t climb up the school’s flagpole
She did, slid down, collected her $5 and went home. When she walked into the kitchen to tell her mom, her mom said “Oh, sweetie. He just wanted to look up your skirt and see your panties.”
The following day, the same boy bet her $10 that she couldn’t do it faster than she did the da...
A man goes to Heaven and meets Jesus.
Upon arriving at the pearly gates, Jesus said, "Come on in. I'll show you around. I really think you'll like it here."
Walking through the gates, the man noticed that there were clocks everywhere. It appeared that Heaven was nothing more than a giant clock warehouse.
Surprised at how H...
A guy meets a pretty hot women in her 50s
She starts chatting him up and then she says you want to have sportsmen double
He asks what is a sportsmen double
She tells him oh its a mother a daughter 3some
He thinks oh well she is hot bet her daughter is super hot
So they go home to her house and she goes Mom you ...
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Met this girl in a bar [OC]
She was kinda drunk and I didn't start drinking yet. I decided to bet her 2 grand that I could do 3 things she could not. She agreed.
I know I'm gonna get her. I whipped out my dick.
Now I'm out 2 grand.
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