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Best Response Jokes

What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please....

I'm not sure what the best response to my wife telling me "we're having quadruplets" is....

But apparently "How many of them should we abort?" wasn't it.

Women.

(Joke credit to me)

I'll take a curtsy and show myself out.

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[NSFW] My girlfriend just broke up with me.

She found my collection of child pornography on my laptop. I tried to explain to her that it wasn't mine. She didn't believe me and asked me if I thought she was born yesterday.

"I fucking wish." probably wasn't the best response.

When at the airport, if you get asked "Anything to declare?"

It's not the best response to say "A Thumb War".

So apparently RSVP-ing to a wedding invite with...

"Maybe next time" wasn't the best response. Who knew?

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Four equally qualified applicants interview for a job position...

...and the interviewer says to them all, "I'm glad you have all made it this far, and honestly I didn't expect all four of you to impress me as much as each of you did. However, you can't all get the job. This final interview will decide who gets the job. I will ask you all the same question, and wh...

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