Best Puns Jokes

... but no pun in ten did.

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

All the best Puns are written down on paper. That way, they're truly tear-able.

Also it's my cake day!

One day, a man was sitting at home with a beer in hand when he read about a pun competition being held downtown. He got up early the next morning and came up with the best puns he had ever seen, and entered his 10 best puns hoping he would win, but unfortunately no pun in 10 did.

Being a competitive sort, I scoured my brains for my very best puns, sorting them and analysing them by punningness, and finally submitting my very best top ten puns. I was sure I would win, or at least one would make the medals table.

But unfortunately no pun in ten did.

Son: Aw. Don't be. They always cheer me up and that's what matters.

Dad: Well there was a pun competition recently. I submitted ten of my best puns to try and qualify. The results were so disappointing.

Son: I'm proud of you no matter what. But I'm curious. How many made it?

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The prize was $100, so I was really excited, and entered my 10 best puns.

I checked hopefully this morning to see if any of my puns had won, but no pun in ten did.

In my town, we have a yearly pun contest. The winner gets the title of Punniest Person Period (kind of lame, but there is a cash prize equal to half of the price of all the entries as well). Being broke, I decided to enter.

I sat up all night trying to think of the best puns that I could come... read more