Berti Jokes - 4 Hilarious Berti Jokes

Bob & Bertie

Bob & Bertie charter a pilot to fly them moose hunting. They shoot 6 of the beasts.
As Bob starts loading, the pilot says, "Sorry, my plane can only take 4 moose."
The lads object. "Last year we shot 6, and the pilot loaded them all; and he had the same plane as yours."
Reluct...

Bertie, Bessie, the Company, its Lawyer, and the Judge

A farmer named Bertie had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company. In court, the Eversweet Company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning Bertie.

'Didn't you say to the police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' asked the solicitor.

Bertie responded: 'W...

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Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Lollies

Harry Potter, Ron, and Hermione stop into Bertie Bott's shop one day. Bertie says, "I've been working on a new product called Every Flavour Lollies and I'm giving out free samples. And they have an extra surprise feature. Which flavour would you like to try?"

Ron gets a big smile and says, ...

[NSFW] Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.

It was just After Eight.

They got off at Quality Street.

He asked her name. ‘Polo, I’m the one with the hole’ she said with a Wispa.

‘I’m Marathon, the one with the nuts’ he replied.

He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.

Then he slipped hi...

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