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Belate Jokes

Happy belated Mother’s Day to Mother Nature

I would have come out to say it yesterday, but she had me grounded

Dinosaur Fact

Towards the end of the Jurassic period, the Thesaurus was the first Dinosaur to become extinct, obsolete, belated, vanished and wiped out.

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Why was Hitler better than Jesus (offensive)? Belated Hitler birthday joke!

Jesus may have fed 5,000 people with a few loaves of bread and fish, but Hitler made 6 million Jews toast.

I overheard some guy tell his sweet, old grandmother a joke about click-bait at her deathbed. What happened to her as a result will change your life forever!

Nothing. Absolutely nothing happened.

Stop clicking on click-bait!


(note/edit/whatever: I know this joke is a big gamble in terms of possible downvotes, but I just made it up and thought it was too good to not share with at least 1 person that might like it. Happy belated Hallowee...

Dave forgot his wedding anniversary

His wife was very upset.

Wife: " Tomorrow morning, I expect to find my belated anniversary gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds **and it better be there**"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure...

A handsome middle-aged man was driving his Mercedes along the highway...

Deciding that since it was a nice day, and almost no one was around, he'd have some fun. He opened the throttle up, and was soon roaring down the road at just over 100mph.

He was having the time of his life, when a sudden red and blue flashing from behind stole his thunder. Deciding tha...

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