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Fresh prince of Bel air UK version.

South-east England born and raised

On reality TV spending most of my days

Bein' racist, whoring out and relaxin' all cool

And being disgusting, Fuck the gene pool

When a couple of cells

Who were up to no good

Startin making cancer in my vaginalhood

I ...

What should you do if you see the Fresh Prince of Bel Air on the opposite team in 'Titanfall'?

Fire at Will.

How are a sword maker and the Fresh Prince of Bel Air alike?

They're both black smiths

I saw fresh prints in the snow

Wonder what he was doing so far from Bel Air.

I just got my classic car posters from the printer's.

Yes sir, these are some fresh prints of Bel Airs.

How does Will Smith make his coffee?

The French Press of Bel Air.

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Fresh Limerick

There once was a lad from West Philly

Who played basketball and got silly

He fought with some brothers

Which worried his mother

Now he's know as Bel Air's Fresh Prince, Willy

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