How do you know all suicide bombers self identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end
There are two things I hate about being old
Number one is that I can't remember what number 2 is.
I said “I love you” to my cake.
It burst into tiers.
Edit: rip my inbox!
Edit 2: so many awards but no gold? I dare you to gild me. Go ahead, make my day!
Edit 3: Guys I was being sarcastic and referencing the movie Sudden Impact (cries in being old). Whoever gilded me just wasted their coins but still, thanks...
Being old is like being in prison...
It hurts to bend over.
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