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Being Crazy Jokes

What's the difference between being crazy and being eccentric?

Your bank account.

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We're sorry Micky Mouse, but your wife being crazy is not reasonable grounds for a divorce!

I didn't say she was crazy. I said she was fucking Goofy!

A guy has a flat just outside of an insane asylum

He knows this and is nervous while changing the tire.

It doesn't help that one of the patients is watching him from the other side of the fence. The guy drops two of the lug nuts and can't find them. Starts to panic.

The patient speaks up: "Just tighten up the remaining two opposite ...

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A man's rear tire falls off his car in front of a mental asylum.

While inspecting he notices that all the lug nuts have broken and fallen off the wheel.

As he sits there desperately trying to find a way to re-attach his wheel to the car, he hears a voice call out to him from behind the fence.

"What seems to be the problem?" says the mental patient....

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