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Before It Was Cool Jokes

You know who ate Five Guys before it was cool?

Jeffery Dahmer.

I watched hockey before it was cool.

They basically were swimming.

What did the waitress do with the Coke before it was cool?

Serve it to a hipster.

How did the hipster burn his tongue?

He ate his food before it was cool.

Why is the hipster sweating?

Because he wore a scarf before it was cool.

How did the hipster burn his lips?

He drank black coffee before it was cool.

Did y'all hear about the group of hipsters who drowned at the pond?

Turns out they were ice skating before it was cool

How did the Hawaiian hipster die?

He walked on lava before it was cool.

When covid and the pandemic started, us introverts became hipsters.

We were social distancing before it was cool.

How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool.


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Why do Hipsters keep drowning while iceskating?

Because they did it before it was cool

Why are monsters hipsters?

Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.

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How did the hipster burn his rectum?

He put a light bulb in his butt before it was cool.

Why did the hipster empty water from an ice cube tray into his drink?

He liked ice before it was cool

What does a Reddit mod and a hipster have in common?

Mods self-isolated before it was cool.

The hipster burnt her tongue

she sipped her coffee before it was cool



*By: my lovely sister :D*

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Racist or not?

Weather it's fashion, music or sports, black people have always been at the forefront of trend setting. They were even sitting at the back of the bus before it was cool.

What did the hipster from Pompeii say to the archaeologist who discovered him?

"I was into volcanic ash before it was cool."

Nuclei and Electrons are the original hipsters of the universe.

They were hydrogen before it was cool.

Why did the dead hipster look so bad?

He came to the morgue before it was cool.

Hipster Jokes!

Why did the hipster float down the tributary?

Because the river was too mainstream.


How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Some obscure number you've never heard of.


Why did the hipster burn his mouth when he ate pizza?

Because he ate it be...

Why did the hipster sweat so much?

He turned on the heating before it was cool.

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

What type of rocks are hipsters?

Igneous rocks, because they were magma before it was cool.

Did you hear about the hipster who was found frozen in a block of ice on Lake Michigan?

He was into water before it was cool.

Why do hipsters always have to go back home to change into more suitable clothes

Because they went outside before it was cool

A hipster coffee shop would be a terrible idea.

Everyone would burn their tongues because they would drink the coffee before it was cool.

I saw a guy with horribly burned lips and chin gingerly sipping his tea

He was a hipster. He said he enjoyed his tea before it was cool.

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