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An Irishman, American, and an Italian Get Captured By Cannibals, and are granted each a last wish.

American asks for a Beer, get his beer drinks it they kill him, eat him turn his skin into a canoe.
Italian asks for a Pizza, gets his pizza eats it and also gets eaten and turned into a canoe.
Irishman asks for a fork. Bewildered as they never had this request before gladly provided this ma...

A landlord’s lesson…

A pub landlord is struggling with the cost of living crisis. Customers are down and costs are soaring. To get his business back on track, he decides the best way forward is to host an event to draw in new customers. Noticing the cobwebs in some of the dimly lit corners of the pub, he has a stroke of...

Reason for Beer Money

Boudreaux's wife, Marie, told him that she was cutting back on his beer drinking because they just can't afford it.

He responded: "Hold up, I saw you spent 100 bucks for your haircut, 50 bucks on your nails, 75 bucks on your make up, and have a 70 dollar a month gym membership and you want ...

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