My parents thought if they “stacked” our beds we would like it and want to go to bed at our bed time.
That theory was quickly debunked.
When is Michael Jackson's bed time?
When the big hand touches the little hand
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One night when my girlfriend was sleeping over, we were quite noisy during bed time. The next day, my parents brought us in for a talk.
They said "It's okay that you two do stuff like that, but please use a rubber and keep the volume down a little, ok?" Which I responded to "I am sorry, the noise can be dealt with but condoms are for pussies"
"Afterall, we only had anal."
Why did Anakin Skywalker hate bed time?
Because that's when the sandman came.
And not just the sand man but the sand woman and and children too
Have you heard of the Indian Chief who drank 15 cups of tea before bed time?
He drowned in his teepee
Dad -- Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field.
Daughter -- What's that got to do with anything?
Dad -- That means it's pasture bed time.
Doctor: describe your average night
Patient: they wear suits of armor
Doctor: no, i mean at bed time
Patient: they probably take it off
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