I get called a sicko because I like to masturbate in front of a mirror all the time.
Masturbation is totally normal and if you don’t like it you can find a different bed bath and beyond to shop at.
A man goes shopping for candles...
He's strolling through Bed Bath and Beyond, when he finally locates the candle section. So many options to pick from, he starts to give them all a good test sniff. As he's smelling more and more candles he wrinkles his brow and remarks to himself "All these candles smell funny..."
So he catch...
I was kicked out of NASA today.
Apparently; "To Bed Bath and Beyond!" is not an appropriate quote to say during launch.