Why did the chicken cross the road. Because Chicken had a job interview. Chicken failed. "Chicken winged" it. Chicken failed more jobs. Chicken lose money. Chicken lose house. "Chicken strips".
Why didn't the chicken like Colonel Sander's autobiography?
Because chickens can't read.
Why did Trump refuse the debate with Bernie?
Because chickens tend to run from people with a last name of Sanders.
Why is chicken a hoe?
Because chicken strips.
Why did the chicken cross the road? (Courtesy of my 5 year old)
Because chickens are stupid!
Use the words chicken, nut, and bread in one sentence.
When my sister got pregnant, my Filipino mother told my dad to stop choking her because chicken nut bread.
Why did the chicken stare at a piece of lettuce?
Because chicken sees a salad.
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