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Because 7 Ate 9 Jokes

We all know that 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why didn't 4 eat 5?

It was 2²

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A Great Classic is a classics for a reason.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?
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Because 7 ate 9!

Why does 10 suffer from PTSD?
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Because the poor son of a bitch was right in the middle of 9/11.

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A valuable life lesson.

So, be me. A cowardly 6/10. Move into a new neighborhood and have 1+1-2=0 friends. Mowing the lawn when a dog runs up to me. Girl comes after dog, easily a 9/10. Help her get her dog back, introduce myself. Become good friends. Begin dating.

New girl moves in, around a 7/10. Introduce self to...

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