What’s the difference between a beautiful night and a horror night?
Beautiful night is when you hug your teddy bear and sleep.
Horror night is...
when your teddy bear hugs you BACK.
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A beautiful night in a Moscow park.
A young couple is sitting on a bench.
The girl says "Vanya, take your glasses off, you're tearing my pantyhose!"
A few minutes later the girl speaks again "Vanya, put your glasses on, you're fucking the bench!"
Two drunk people are walking down a road.
The first one says, "What a beautiful night...look at that bright, full moon." The second man stops and looks at his drunk friends. "You fool, that's the sun, not the moon", he mumbles. Soon, they start arguing.
As they are arguing, they pass by another drunk man. They both stop his ask him,...
Sherlock Holmes and Watson go camping
Towards the end of the evening, they decide to turn into their tent and sleep.
Around 3AM, Sherlock rouses Watson awake
"Watson! Watson!!"
Watson opens his eyes and sees a beautiful night sky full of shimmering stars.
"What do you see Watson?"
"Well Dr Holmes, I se...
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