I joined a gym and said to the trainer, “I want to impress beautiful girls, which machine should I use?”
He said, “Try the ATM outside”
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
A man with a penis growing on his forehead visits the doctor, worried.
"Doctor, I have a penis growing on my forehead!"
The doctor examines the situation, sits the man down and asks, "Have you been to South America?"
"South America? No, not at all!"
The doctor responds, "You should go, they have stunning beaches and beautiful girls there.” Then ask...
Since I’m going away to college, my Dad sat me down to have a talk.
He said “OK, Dan, you're going off to college. You're going to be living away from home, in a dorm, surrounded by beautiful girls. So I got you something from the drug store.”
I said “It’s ok, Dad- I already know about condoms.”
He's said “No - anti-depressants.”
To all you beautiful girls, Happy Valentine's Day!
To all your fat girls, chin up, it's Pancake Day next week!
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