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Why was the girlfriend beating around the bush?

Because her dude never knows where to eat out.

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My neighbor won't give me a straightforward answer, he's always beating around the bush.

Every time I ask why he just says "fuck you Gerald, it's my bush and I'll masturbate here if I want to"

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What do you call it when you sexually tease a women who doesn’t shave?

Beating around the bush.

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After NNN, I decided to first shave my pubes and then masturbate.

I was done beating around the bush.

You know, those people who insult Obama and the Clintons..

really need to stop beating around the Bush.

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I have eurotophobia (fear of women genitalia) and my therapist tells me I should confront my fear more

But every time I try I always end up beating around the bush

I saw my neighbour hitting his plants with a long stick. I asked him why he was doing it but he wouldnt give me a straight answer,

He just kept beating around the bush.

A man hit his friend in a clearing...

There was no beating around the bush.

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What's the difference between a peeping tom and a rapist?

A rapist doesn't waste time beating around the bush

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Yesterday my GF seemed very nervous about giving me head...

..and instead was wildly smacking and hitting my thighs and lower stomach.
She seemed to be beating around the bush.

People always say I should be lucky to be able to live off workers comp, but it cost me an arm and a leg!

I was out of town for a couple weeks and I decided letting m...

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